No Nut November Lyrics

 

[Chorus 1: Matt Watson]

Me and my best friends, we love jerking off

But it's November, so we have to stop

Me and my good pals love a good bust

But it's November, so we cannot nut

[Verse 1: Matt Watson]

No masturbatin', no fornicatin', ejaculatin'

No prostate playin', no semen sprayin' for thirty days

No Nut November, can't bust 'til December

Can't spank my turkey, can't do no jerkin'

No burstin' or spurtin'

Can't use no Jergens

Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin'

Can't go returning to November 1st

December is lurkin'

My hands are tied to the oath

I gotta keep puttin' work in

My mind is clear like a crystal

Yo Freddie, bring in the chorus

What's up

[Chorus 2: Freddie Dredd]

Fuck my dick, I'ma chop it off

I ain't cummin' no poots, fuck the cops

I don't care what they say, my cum will always stay

In my big fat balls, they ain't small

I would love to cum on them all

[Verse 2: Freddie Dredd]

But I can't, it's a chant to the silly old God

Make me cum when he comes

When the time is right

Won't put up a fight

Let my nutsack hang

My balls are in pain, my girl too hot

Wish I could fuck a lot, but I can't

It's a curse

Put my cum in a hearse

Wait 'til the fucking first

Tsunami from my body

Bitch, I can't wait 'til I masturbate

It's my only fate

[Verse 3: Kill Bill: The Rapper]

Hoe, I ain't spankin' no monkey

Hoe, I ain't chokin' no chicken

Hoe, I won't tickle the pickle

I will not blow no emissions (Woo)

I'm on the holiest mission

I'm with my bros all November

On God, I won't blow another load 'til December

Cold all Winter (Yeah), throw away your lubrication

Spread the word of No Nut November through the nation

I ain't touchin' my penis, I am not grabbin' myself

On the set, I'm 'bout to cop myself a chastity belt, yeah, bitch

[Verse 4: Carson Tucker]

Rollin' through the cut

Trying not to bust, feel it in my gut

All of my cum, has somewhat turned to dust

Take me back to September, 'cause it's No Nut November

Popped off like the toss of a can of Dr. Pepper in my sheets

I didn't mean, to stimulate it

My cream dream seems so illustrative when I sleep

This don't even count, didn't mean to skeet

Never beat my meat

Had to wash my sheets 'cause I tossed all of my seeds

[Chorus 1: Matt Watson]

Me and my best friends, we love jerking off

But it's November, so we have to stop

Me and my good pals, love a good bust

But it's November, so we cannot nut