Nonsense Christmas Lyrics

[Intro]

It's the holiday remix

Ah-ah

[Verse 1]

Think I only want you under my mistletoe

I might change your contact to "Has a Huge North Pole" (Ha, ha)

You said you like my stockings better on the floor

Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal, oh (No)

[Pre-Chorus]

Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow

Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe" (Ha, ha)

I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree

Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (Me)

[Chorus]

You're my wish list

Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas

Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'

And when you're comin' down the chimney

Oh, it feels so good

I need a Charles Dickens

You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs

I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen

I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas

I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

[Verse 2]

I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls

I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog

I'm talkin' opposite of small

I'm talkin' big snowballs (Ha-ha-ha-ha)

You got a new toy for me

I'm out here trimmin' the tree

I caught that holiday glee

My true love gave it to me

[Pre-Chorus]

Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow

Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe"

And I don't want Santa's elves (Don't want), underneath this ol' tree (Tree)

Here's a lil' carol I wrote (Yeah), it's about you and me

[Chorus]

You're my wish list (Wish list)

Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas)

Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (Kissin')

And when you're comin' down the chimney

Oh, it feels so good

I need a Charles Dickens (No, oh)

You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs.)

I'll take you for a ride

I'll be your vixen

I don't even know I'm talkin' (Oh-oh-oh), Christmas

I'm talkin' (Talkin'), I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

[Bridge]

I'm talkin' (He-he-he), I'm talkin' (Na-na-na), I'm talkin'

(Blah-blah, blah-blah)

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)

I'm talkin' chestnuts (Talkin', he-he-he)

I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

[Outro]

Look at all those presents, that's a big sack

Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap

Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Christ-smash"

How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) (Oh)